Cappy Shaw: Hey, ok. me see your I.D. and you need to sign a waiver form. Come on hurry up.I don’t have all day.
Teddy: Okay, here you go.
Cappy Shaw: This is not YOU. This is Jeff Oaffman, who the FUCK is Jeff Oaffman??!!
Teddy: That’s me!! Doesn’t it look like me?? !! Hey, at least I have something on Paper. god, this is DUMB. You don’t believe that I’m 21. REALLY?
Cappy Shaw: No, it doesn’t look like you. fake ID? Unbelievable.
Bef: Goddamn it. I’m pregnant, I’m tired…and I don’t have TIME for this shit ..Get outta my face…
Jake: Hey, good play, Christy.
Christy: Oh why thanks, Jake.
Jake: No problem, Cunty McCuntface.
Blind Item: What kickballer was seen at Mr. Binky’s buying a 15” black dildo? If you don’t ask, I won’t tell...
SEEN: Max, Jake’s dog, trying to hump Boston’s pretty new Dalmatian puppy…Like father, like son, right?
Overheard:
Person A: I heard Coach was doing the Kickayune.
Person B: That’s what I heard too, but it could just be some kind of sleight of hand.
Person A: I heard Coach was good at that too.
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