10. Welcome to Chicago, Motherfucker! - Let’s just say this involves a Kielbasa in a very interesting place.
9. Ricola Bomb - After you pull this one off, you might just be yodeling in the Swiss Alps yourself.
8. Vertebreaker - The first person gets into a backbend, and the second person, well, you know what they’re going to do.
7. Pepsi Plunge - This is not half as good as the Coca-Cola Plunge.
6. Last Chancery - You stick it in, then you pull it out. You stick it in, then you pull it out. You stick it in—yell LAST CHANCERY!!!
5. Cattle Mutilation - Unlike a real cow mutilation, you do not surgically remove the anus with an alien laser.
4. Canadian Destroyer - You don’t want to know how they do it north of the border.
3. Flux Capacitor - As a sidenote: 1.21 Jiggawatts is actually my fantasy football team name.
2. That Move I Beat Moses With - You tap the rock once and God is pleased. You tap the rock twice…
1. Sliced Bread #2 - IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
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