First week of games!OMG! I’ve been waiting for this day since the first week of playoffs last year! Last summer was the first summer that we played ball at St. Pats and I didn’t almost kill myself. Which I’m putting in the win column. Hopefully, this doesn't mean I'm getting old, because I can tell that I am certainly not getting more responsible.If you've played before, welcome back, and no matter what I say this year, thank you for being a part of my favorite group of people.If you're new, I hope you are fucking ready.
I'd like to address a few things here because they need to be said:
1- Best Off-Season ever! Between the SAINTS WINNING THE SUPER BOWL, do you guys remember that? I got to touch Tracy Porter. It was amazing! He was wearing white Chucks, insanely hip. Wow, between the Saints winning the Super Bowl and Fall Ball the off-season just flew by.
2- The Mid-City Mothership Connection was the Best Kickball Team in the History of Time Ever. I'd like to give allayall a big shout out and remember to spread the Funk all year. Some say “is there funk after fall?” I say, “Is 7 up?” The Mothership will be reConnecting all year for dance parties y'all so hit 'em up!
3- Drew Zahn grow your hair back. You freak me out with your face, you look like an otter. I miss not being freaked out by your otterface.
4- Maulers, get some nicknames.
5- If Al wasn't trying so hard to look like Yosemite Sam he'd look a lot like a Cabbage Patch doll.
6- If all of the still active ex69ers would put together a team it would have more girls on it than the bushwhackers and could probably beat them.
7- Water pumps powered by merry-go-rounds are awesome and there should be more of them.
8- A week of kickball without the Beat-Alls or Pirates playing is weird. Luckily, it will only happen once.
9- The new divisions are awesome. My deepest regrets go out to the Pirates who are stuck in the meathead division, but at least you get to play us. (Herp, I can hear your dumb voice right now in my head and I'd like to tell you to shut up.)
10- Seersucker is classy and we should wear more of it as a matter of principle.
The beginning is here. The circus is back in town! I hope all of you drank enough to sleep last night because Kickball Eve is like adult Christmas Eve, and we should be out pretty late tonight, even the tubers. Let's remember that we came out here to have fun more than anything, so be safe coming to and leaving from the field. Let's try not to hurt anyone even if it's only their feelings (new people, you will be amazed by the amount of crybaby shit you hear out here, and the bigger the dude the more hurt their feelings get). Lastly, try not to do anything too illegal too publicly; going to jail sucks, but going in your kickball clothes has got to be worse.
E.P.I.G.,
Rambler “Jo Jo” Boogie
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