10. Chucky - The easiest one on here. He's a fraking My Buddy doll. And they aren't anatomically correct.
9. Poison Ivy - Think about it. Anybody she kisses dies almost immediately. That's just plain screwed up.
8. Bruce Banner/The Hulk - While not normally a villain, he's leveled cities because of continual Betty Ross Blue-Balls.
7. Jason Vorhees - This poor sap never found out that sex is NOT evil. I kinda feel sorry for him.
6. Dangle - Those shorts have to have rendered him unable to do the deed, thus he brings a reign of terror to our fair kickball.
5. Norman Bates - Mother doesn't like it when other girls look at him like that...
4. Frankenstein - All he wanted was another like him, so he can get his battery charged. Too bad he had to kill a couple of bitches to get the shot. And then she SPURNS him. TEASE!
3. Mr. Freeze - The man can't live outside of a cold suit due to extreme lack of body heat. And body part that touched him would be stuck like a tounge on a frozen pole. Heh...frozen pole...
2. littleleague - Do I really need a reason to put him on this list?
1. Doctor Doom - All of Latveria is at his call and he still can't get the one girl he wants. CURSE YOUR COCK-BLOCKING, RICHARDS!
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