If you haven’t already done so, please report youself to the Identifications and Verifications Committee. You will need to provide your signature and valid state identification. After you sign your waiver, please report to a local tattoo salon and get your number tattooed, preferably on the left forearm below your elbow. Once you get that done, jump through two hula hoops (minimum diameter: 36”) and run around in five circles. And remember to thank the specter of underage drinking that has driven our league to require identification.
We will be converging on the Half-Moon Patio Bar and Grill today. Let’s hope the Hobo comes back this year.
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